“What were you doing?”

“What I was doing?”

“Yes.”

“I wasn’t playing with the soap.”

“I didn’t ask you what you weren’t doing… I ask you what you were doing…”

“What I was doing?”

“Yes.”

“I wasn’t playing with the water, either.”

“Listen son, again, I am not asking you what you weren’t playing with… I want to know what you were doing…”

“What I was doing?”

“Yes.”

“I wasn’t jumping on the bed, either.”